Willy Wonker Willy WANKER?

Need I say more? Let me tell you Roald Dahl is one sick dude. If you didn't know, he's the original Happy Tree Friends man. Just read his Revolting Rhymes. Sick bastard. But of course I lurve his books. Heh. Anyway, it was brought to my notice that Willy Wonker's name sounds like Willy Wanker and he likes young boys and he looks like Wacko Jacko. And you all know what Wacko Jacko did to little boys. He's a Willy Wanker. Ewwwww...